My ex Martin just got married yesterday and I had a funny conversation with him on facebook:

S: How was the wedding?
M: I was really really drunk.
S: Were you so nervous you needed to drink?
M: after I drank
S: Yes, usually after you drink, you get drunk.

I can be such a smartass. Any way, I've been thinking about my future wedding a lot lately (damn, he ( Read more... )

Now she's saying that Kim and Holly bring guys into their relationship and have asked Ted for a threesome.

So, in the middle of the night last night, I went out for coffee with my ex, Martin. That's right. Before he showed up, he said, "Be there in 30 mons. Errr mins." Gotta love the typos. Yup, he's so far away, took him 2 and a half years to get to my place. Yeesh. Then while in Tim Horton's and as we were leaving, he decided to use the washroom. What ( Read more... )

I still slap my bf's around, even for a joke

Ah

ok

Of course I mean light slaps.

on the shoulder or something

Riiiiiiight

* Kyara_Grrl_Genius really DIDN'T put a nail through her boyfriends penis and then punch his face

Kyara says (2:34 PM):

wb

so the night we saw Kevin Smith, I looked hot, right?

Martin says (2:35 PM):

Dont be silly.

You always look hot

Kyara says (2:35 PM):

Well, duh

but I mean extra hot
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